The title says 'ERASMUS - a horrible chaos' in german with a french accent and is a quote from L'auberge espagnole, which I mentioned earlier. The paperwork I wanted to do (see topic before) will have to wait, because the chap I was going to meet isn't here, or maybe he's still in his lunchbreak. I don't know.
So I thought I'd write about what it feels like being a foreign student. A couple of you have made their own experiences, and I'd be quite interested to see if you felt the same way.
When I was in Germany, I was alwas slightly annoyed by the way foreign students kept to themselves, but I also like the way how groups of foreign students would often invite others around and let them participate in whatever foreign stuff they were doing (except the bunches of Spanish speaking students). Frankly, I always thought they were a bit lazy. I have to apologise.
When I moved in, I met a couple of english guys. I have done most of the stuff so far together with them, but we've never missed an opportunity to do something with some french people. I don't think that was a coincidence. I could have moved in anywhere, I would always have met other ERASMUS students and I would have teamed up with them. Why?
To start with, we're on the same side of the culture barrier (I claim the copyright for that word if it doesn't exist yet). My french is still only at slow small talk level, and if you do an ERASMUS year there's one thing you won't be having too much of: information. So what happens is, automatically, foreigners team up and tell each other everything, no matter how trivial - it might be useful to someone. And it's not only administrative stuff, it's also what I mean when I say culture barrier - stuff like how many degrees is the setting with the button on the right of the washing machine? Do yo give a tip? Where can you buy cheap food? Will UHT milk go off if you leave it in your room (I knew that one)?
The other thing is: you have no-one else to complain to. Complaining is good. It relieves. However, complaining is quite sophisticated language usage. The ERASMUS students you team up with will not only understand you, but also know what it's like and be sympathetic.
To be fair: most french students have been extremely nice, have taken us all over the place, we've been invited to dinner twice so far and so on. So don't worry, I still do a lot of French speaking and have been complimented on my grip on the language and my accent more than once (that last sentence was for my mum, really

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Quite often, being a foreign student is a bonus, too: People might not remember my name, but they remember the german guy and many people just like to chat to someone from somewhere else to exchange opinions and stuff like that. Question #1, by the way, is: 'German beer is a lot better, isn't it?'
In case you're interested: it is. But what I really miss is german bread.
Time to write something about my school.
One thing I didn't know about my school was it's official name. Now the official name is EGIM / Ecole Centrale Marseille.
France-experts will be going 'Ooooohhhh....' now. Here's what I found out:
If you want to be an engineer in France, you can get the best possible education at all at the Polytechnique near Paris - students from Karlsruhe might now that one from the 'Tripartite' Program. However, it's pretty impossible to get there, unless you're brilliant and lucky (or you go via ERASMUS). Right after the Polytechnique come the Ecoles Centrales. Get it? Ecole Centrale Marseille! I'm at a top notch elite french engineering school. While that might look good on my CV if I ever apply somewhere in France, it also means more work than I had anticipated.
However, in France, before work - there's fun. At least at this school.
After summer, there's a Rentree. And a school with a budget like mine does a huge Rentree. In fact, I've spent most of the 10 days I was here just playing games, meeting people, going to loads of parties etc. Of course I cheated and joined all possible Rentrees, one for the foreigners, one for first-year students, one for third-year students (that's me). There's loads of booze, sometimes free food, music....
Even german music: One game was inventing a stupid dance to any song, one of the groups chose the German Schlager Moskau.
The school is massively well equipped with things to do: it even has it's own sailing boat. There's lots of clubs, music, sports... everything. The sad side of all of this is the french education system is not really fair towards the students who don't get to go to a Grande Ecole. The normal universities aren't really that good.
To put you into perspective: There are only 5 Ecoles Centrales in France, mine has about 600 students and is planning to expand to 900. There's a couple of other good schools (like the ones in Grenoble, I think), but it's only a lucky minority who gets to go there.
On the other hand, students at the EGIM get treated really well. The school is very concerned about every student and makes sure everyone has a broad education - in the first year, you are required to take a sport class. Because the EGIM is the result of a merge of 4 schools, there's way more staff than anywhere else, which means to teacher to student ratio is incredible. In fact, this has some absurd consequences: Because the classes are bigger after the merge (about 100 students max), they have to split them up because there aren't any lecture halls or class rooms big enough for everyone. So they do the exact same class at the same time - because they have too few rooms and too many teachers!
But the equipment at this school is amazing. Everyone really makes an effort.
French students do a lot more than german students. However, classes progress really slowly and even for me it's easy to get along. I've joined a class about computer tools I don't really need, but I like the slow speed it goes along and I can learn some technical language, too. Today, we did 4 hours of revising C (the programming language). It's bloody impossible to write code on an AZERTY keyboard if you're not french, but the exercises were so easy I managed to get along quite well. Remember: this is a class for the final year. In germany, someone tells us to learn C, that's it.
Other classes with other teachers and other subjects, they're difficult for me. Yesterday we had an introduction to signal processing classes, and all I understood that the Prof was telling us important stuff we needed to know during the year.
What's really annoying me though is the paperwork. In fact, I've got to do some.